Get your proton pack, Egon, cause there are only protons on the port of this here ship. At the helm, with my eye patch, my New Zealand parrot, my wooden orbiting leg, donned as “The Kickstand.” Or peg leg.

I put out the vibe like Harry Valentine in Dumb & Dumber. I make pirates walk the plank, & take the energy to new extremes, like your favorite App. To quote Will Henley, “Be the El Capitan of your Fate. Master your Sole.” Or peg leg.

We don’t discriminate how it is to be in someone else’s shoes here! Or shoe!

I don’t accept hand me downs. ARGH! Positive vibes are as tangible as evil omens, poltergeists & voodoo enchantments you cast upon your frenemies under your nose, while you breath, between your teeth. My parrot is of the roughly 393 species in 92 genera : found in most tropical & subtropical regions.

Pun of the Day? Black Rain is not Chocolate Rain. Chocolate Rain is Jungle Fever. So is Black Rain.

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