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Voice of Narcissism

Ask yourself, Do you believe in sit-down comedy? In opposition to standup comedy. Why or why not?

Isn’t that basically what people do in real life & on their social platforms? Are we all comics or contrarians?

I asked my closest squad: Is it possible for a comedian/ comedienne to never repeat a joke & succeed?

piaPia Louise: Transcendental Art:

I support your creativity & your vision for a digital comedy club. It is how you are known.

hlandChris Uhland: WEYW 19:

You are a “contrarian” who is not going to offer stale work.

moranJoe Moran: Full Time L.A. Comic:

Never repeating a joke stretches you beyond your comfort zone of zingers.

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Phyllis Pruyn: Philly Comedienne: Jesus created a cult & still impassions our world by only using 4 nails! Anything is possible & it is not up to anyone else to tell you otherwise. For Chrissake I’m growing a Fu Man Chu! Do you believe me? No. Why? Seeing is believing.

aliAli Nehmeh: LAX: You can indeed be & you are now the Comedian who never repeats a joke! The founder. The financial officer. The promoter. The employee. The audience. The cameraman. The DP. The marketer. The writer. The actor. You’re a one-man vehicle like Johnny Five, Wall-E, Professor X!

kiersteadKevin Kierstead: Air Force Vet/ Podcast Host:

I commend you on your Tenacity to be who you are: an Arabic Braveheart in a Man-Cave of Magic. Unsheath your sword cretin.

lincolnKelly Lincoln: Radio Host:

You are special, impulsive, sassy & savvy! Kemosabe.

aprielApriel Starkweather: Lucky 7 Productions Founder:

There is a blinding future at your fingertips. It is up to you to create who you are to the best of your ability.

willWill Robinson: Marine:

What is your stance against, or your thoughts on, a digital comedy club? Is your future bleak?

kcK.C. Griffin: Father of 7:

Not only have mastered the Rubix cube, your forehead is a projector with holograms always playing.

groveKris Grove: Holist:

The real question is if it is better or worse for an Arab-Christian to take on the feat in lieu of the war on radical extremists / extremism?

12 O’s in Trillion

Our student debt is 4 times greater than the GDP of Sweden. $3K is accrued per second. The average grad owes $36K while the Federal Government will pocket over $50 billion this year. By filing for bankruptcy protection, corporations halt litigation. Consumer & gambling debt may be erased but when Americans owe student loans, bankruptcy is not an option. Families inherit Student Debt of their deceased loved ones, literally haunting us in our grave. Out of 40 million borrowers – 7 million have defaulted – resulting in 25% penalization. If you’re behind on your payments you are unable to graduate.

Parents have electronic means of watching their childrens’ progress, calling teachers plus seeking reports, appalled at failure. Parents needs to parent.

Since ’99, student debt has increased 500 fold. According to CNN, since Y2K the average salary for young people has decreased 10%.

I put all of my focus on a concise & clear lecture with access to excel in each task & if I don’t understand I find a way to. You bet your behind. I don’t balk. I volunteer; commute to seminars, & emphasis programs, attend job fairs & luncheons; my free time is spent on extra credit.

I wish to digitally compute or tally in pencil the amount of extra hours I spend on what students refuse to address, whom resign themselves as hippies. I am trading debt for the right to be an expert as every apt pupil expects. Some have no principles; they asking instructors to bypass assignments for our sake.

billKeep the written word alive. There is no hot air to waste. Take their word at face value. Varnish your air of despair. Are our educational woes really another’s fault? In this day & age, teachers & parents sound off on the kettle of responsibilities. This would include all forms of educational bureaucracy, IEPs & unions.

So, is home-schooling the piece-meal? Please answer below. There’s the pot & then there’s the kettle. Instructors spare their allotted vacation time (way passed the final bell gong of the school year) grading as well as manufacturing exams for the betterment of the student body & the future of the United States Department of Education.

Some parents even hire lawyers to rant & rave against – & abscond – standardized testing … only to further emphasize the constructs of who are the allies & who are the enemies: the parents or the teachers?

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#AnswerTheCall

 

I firmly believe the ONLY reason & sole calling of my immeasurable success as an Arabic Christian performer (founder of NeverRepeatAJoke) is whether I represent a superhero?

I invest in an art café in Amman, Jordan where I perform in my native tongue. I’m infused as Muslim & often barraged with insults as I’m 1st generation. I suffer from tinnitus where the only cure is socializing.

Argued to be a “real” comedian, I’m unique with regard to my range of vocalizations based on the auditory system. My use of frills as low frequency acoustic enhancers has generally been accepted as the new anti-humor. It stands to reason that my extraordinary ability to hear would also be capable of exhibiting a wide range of vocalizations over substantial distances.

An advocate for “improvised bombing” (which has 2 polar opposite definitions), my social media is under review by homeland security as I single-handedly counter terrorism, shepherd the lost, absolve extremism.

Please Respond Below: Are comedians comics? They can’t be the same [words]. Or can they?

Imagine the next Marvel DC movie of comedians/comediennes beating up superheroes with a microphone! HEHA!

Fellow Grammar Police Grammar Nazi: I’d rather see comedienne’s as superheroines. Do I add a dash there?

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Hunger Is To Art What Sentiment Is To Hoard

There: a hunger artist naked in a gallery; deep in order to conceal. Remote. The artist pads about on hands & knees, sniffing a rubber lamb chop. A classic condition being cruelly extended here. Russian? Foreign? The tragedy? To stay hungry; forced awake; attending public ceremony among band music; treated by police doctors who address the symptoms in a traditional manner, by deciding they are faked.

The stone walls have a barred slot where visitors get down on all fours. A number of people are inclined to do so, to talk slowly. Growl with pointed teeth that can rip meat off a bone. Or whimper, as some do. Or show snapshots of their own Dogs. An audience in far greater number’s than the hunger artist could ever command. Art critics are bitten.

Bound to 40 days & nights, confined, refusing sustenance, living for long periods on a teaspoon of sugar dissolved in water. Visitors pay admission to watch it starve: gawk at the bony, bare arms. The manager places a 40-day limit on the hunger artist’s performance, not because it will die of starvation, but because of the calculation that 40 days represent the far edge of the public’s fickle interest. The four corners of the Earth. The walls close in. In fact hunger artists can fast for more than 40 days. High blood pressure, arthritis, depression, dizzy spells & rotting gums are strong-willed symptoms of an enduring effort to employ a role in opposition to the state. To culture. To history outside receipts assembled by taxes. To absorb & neutralize every threat to consumer consciousness. There: lies art outside the strict silhouette of the written word.

In a sense, the spectacle of Artists living in cages have a kind of shifting eloquence, offering a genuine impression of the latitude of free expression, placing small incisive shocks amid stores & restaurants. Also, I suggest the grim reality that the performance artist, liberated from control, hair cropped & dog-collar secure, may carry their own ethnicity’s atavistic wish. Repression. To be a silent figure – not still – spin around the stillness – a ponderous whirl – a perennial frenzy.

A real Dog enters the gallery. A Boxer, trained, with a strong, sharp bark; limitless warning. The total state wants to drain all conviction. The dissident. Churned into breakfast food or canned laughs. We imagine we shape our fate. Taking art to the extreme. It’s possible you’ve never really thought of this before you engage in the belief seriously. The more nearly complete the state, the more vivid the singular Artist – so unassimilated into the state machine – that we must find a way to make it disappear. Erase. Delete.

The holding cell is so cold frost forms on the alloy knob. Unable to sleep from chest pains. Starving to protest the present condition, of course, & to grow evermore silent – the still, fixed center of muscles. The purpose is the last act of the condemned. We keep no person liable to damages lest they be killed.

Egoism & or Egotism

ElsaAll the world is a philosophy & we’re merely philosophers in an unjust society. Like your buttocks on your chair — The ego seeks to impress; the attention sought is either accepted or rejected. This stems into desires to evade stress, avoid pain, to locate sustenance & a mate, to have a roof over your head.

The crisis or stumbling block here is desiring attention (or a repertoire) via sacrificing comfort, wealth, & power. For instance, being a (male or female) slut means you can be sexual but not too sexual. Subjectivity is the capacity to feel connected to a moral compass & use these to make self-directed decisions, sublimating envy & jealousy into a socially acceptable form of social critique of sexual expression. Having boundaries is “being objective” knowing we are limitless: everyone has the power to shape reality. We’re the lost in Never Never Land.

Every act when in action is based in good or evil, right or wrong, a barometer for the egoist. We are judged by our appearance (appearance is half the battle) plus how we interact. This law of human nature is referred to or known as “the struggle.” Since self-interest is psychological, then our rationale breeds ethics. For instance, if you do not dress to impress your social clique might give you an oddball eyeball. But you will not be removed.

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Everyone must answer, “Am I a God connected to the appearances of physical bodies separated from each other in space + time, colliding according to causal determinism?” During unstable times – when environmental conditions shift or humankind develop unity – viruses adapt, outflank & re-emerge. It seems as if our idols are the same as us: as the king says to the pauper.

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STATEMENT OF INTEREST

Industry professionals do not understand the business the way that I do. I know they themselves do not know success otherwise they can use me to bring in cash with a K.

What does it take to be successful? The myth is true: Bad publicity increases the spoken word by 40%.

Clichés are overly familiar & commonplace. The word itself, over the years, reserves negativity. We use it with an intonation to down-size, belittle or demean. Cliché’s make movies win awards. To me the word is merely a desire to see characters as they see themselves. So then why lose millions? Why not make room for the genius & thought-provoking?

Media is a thin rope everyone walks. It affects everyone. So why be rejected by an audience? Why not attract all 6 billion people of Earth?

Every director creates a unique design & their idea is “worthy.” All stories aim to take advantage of its air time.

In Hollywood, I develop original content, meet with production & studio execs, mentored by entertainment Alumni & other great artists. I harness a ball of energy at the tip of my fingers & showcase story-lines. I interweave the discomfort of competition we experience daily as ordinary citizens! I portray the distrust between sexes which is a search for religion. I display the beauty, patience & rage families inhibit … Breakdown the elements of shame & envy.

I cannot rush my work as it will cause the disorder we see today in media. By surprising my fans they will know they are always in my thoughts. Audiences need me so the future needs me. I aggrandize my name. If someone does me a favor, I return the favor.

Movies use the ideas I have & make me feel I am good enough to play with the big wigs.

As noted in my hometown feature, for a decade I have spent my free time to be a successful novelist, filmmaker, comedian, screenwriter, book-dealer, brother, son & perhaps husband one day. I’m egalitarian & live for your rights. I cannot, & will not, rest until my calling is answered.

Other Interests? I urge people to recycle & live green. I help people on the job or bored or with flat tires. I roam the ghetto, pick up garbage & help anyone I see in distress. I open the door for people & attack criminals. Why not?

IF I HAD 1 YEAR TO LIVE & WON A MILLION DOLLARS … I’d donate to the poor. I’d open a school for writers; teach them a style of writing that is not cliché. I’d also open a school for comedians; teach them to be self-righteous. To not judge lower class or apply peer pressure but become egalitarian. I’d build comedy clubs & libraries.

 

Melting Pot

Robin Williams broke it down as, “Poly means Many. Many Ticks!”

Politics allow adults to act like children & vice versa. Where is the demarcation? Ask those in motherhood & fatherhood! The result of patriarchy versus matriarchy? Mein Coif.

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That joke probably went over your head as is the intent. Pun Intended literally, figuratively & metaphorically!

Chivalry died before the word could ever be enacted. Men masturbate themselves into pussyfooting. I’m no longer “going out on a limb” : This country is in dire need of a maternal figure in the flesh ‘n bone.

To quote Zach Galifianakis, “As a prank when I was 15 my older brother told me, ‘You have to masturbate with your feet & to this day, that’s how I do it!'”

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The great so called MELTING POT which no leprechaun will ever thieve. Except an Arab leprechaun like “me-self” of course, lad.

A metaphor for a heterogeneous society becoming more homogeneous, elements “melting together” into a harmonious whole with culture. The term came into general usage in the U.S. after it was used as a metaphor describing a fusion of nationalities, cultures & ethnics in the 1908 play of the same name.