Anchored ⚓

Is it contradictory that news or new media is thy salvation? Remote sans control. Talking hyperbole. Those who don’t participate are victimized.

When 9-11 was broadcast, a bombastic chagrin rose as fingers seem to point in a chorus of responsibility inward. America’s xenophobic finger pointing is a helpless serving of fodder. Food for thought that no one counts with red pennies. If you will.

Infidels of all sorts are ethnically unmasked. Infidelity goes by the particular surname of terroristic acts. Infidelity clothes itself with the symbol of religion. In my case a Christian or Muslim Arab don one & the same fabric. A hijab. Niqab. Burka. Headscarf. The proverbial veil.


Thus Infidel crimes have no face. Heads bowed. Explosive diatribe. Just the bland origin of the Mediterranean. Olive skin tone.

What we need is public relations; not the voice of one ((or none) being that this is a narrative)). My app exercises public relations & portrays the scene of the four humours the world over via transparency. The lesson embedded.

Lo & behold justice for me is meted in the medium of ink. Americans cannot mature passed the aftermath of Obama-nation; not abomination. Narcissus is the being who peers at you in mirrors. Grapple the controls of the profession determinant of causal reality.

Voice of Narcissism

Ask yourself, Do you believe in sit-down comedy? In opposition to standup comedy. Why or why not?

Isn’t that basically what people do in real life & on their social platforms? Are we all comics or contrarians?

I asked my closest squad: Is it possible for a comedian/ comedienne to never repeat a joke & succeed?

PiaPia Louise: Transcendental Art:

I support your creativity & your vision for a digital comedy club. It is how you are known.

HlandChris Uhland: WEYW 19:

You are a “contrarian” who is not going to offer stale work.

MoranJoe Moran: Full Time L.A. Comic:

Never repeating a joke stretches you beyond your comfort zone of zingers.

PruynPhyllis Pruyn: Philly Comedienne:

Jesus created a cult & still impassions our world by only using 4 nails! Anything is possible & it is not up to anyone else to tell you otherwise. For Chrissake I’m growing a Fu Man Chu! Do you believe me? No. Why? Seeing is believing.

AliAli Nehmeh: LAX: You can indeed be & you are now the Comedian who never repeats a joke! The founder. The financial officer. The promoter. The employee. The audience. The cameraman. The DP. The marketer. The writer. The actor. You’re a one-man vehicle like Johnny Five, Wall-E, Professor X!

KiersteadKevin Kierstead: Air Force Vet/ Podcast Host:

I commend you on your Tenacity to be who you are: an Arabic Braveheart in a Man-Cave of Magic. Unsheath your sword cretin.

LincolnKelly Lincoln: Radio Host:

You are special, impulsive, sassy & savvy! Kemosabe.

AprielApriel Starkweather: Lucky 7 Productions Founder:

There is a blinding future at your fingertips. It is up to you to create who you are to the best of your ability.

WillWill Robinson: Marine:

What is your stance against, or your thoughts on, a digital comedy club? Is your future bleak?

KCK.C. Griffin: Father of 7:

Not only have mastered the Rubix cube, your forehead is a projector with holograms always playing.

GroveKris Grove: Holist:

The real question is if it is better or worse for an Arab-Christian to take on the feat in lieu of the war on radical extremists / extremism?

12 O’s in Trillion

Our student debt is 4 times greater than the GDP of Sweden. $3K is accrued per second. The average grad owes $36K while the Federal Government will pocket over $50 billion this year. By filing for bankruptcy protection, corporations halt litigation. Consumer & gambling debt may be erased but when Americans owe student loans, bankruptcy is not an option. Families inherit Student Debt of their deceased loved ones, literally haunting us in our grave. Out of 40 million borrowers – 7 million have defaulted – resulting in 25% penalization. If you’re behind on your payments you are unable to graduate.

Parents have electronic means of watching their childrens’ progress, calling teachers plus seeking reports, appalled at failure. Parents needs to parent.

Since ’99, student debt has increased 500 fold. According to CNN, since Y2K the average salary for young people has decreased 10%.

I put all of my focus on a concise & clear lecture with access to excel in each task & if I don’t understand I find a way to. You bet your behind. I don’t balk. I volunteer; commute to seminars, & emphasis programs, attend job fairs & luncheons; my free time is spent on extra credit.

I wish to digitally compute or tally in pencil the amount of extra hours I spend on what students refuse to address, whom resign themselves as hippies. I am trading debt for the right to be an expert as every apt pupil expects. Some have no principles; they asking instructors to bypass assignments for our sake.

billKeep the written word alive. There is no hot air to waste. Take their word at face value. Varnish your air of despair. Are our educational woes really another’s fault? In this day & age, teachers & parents sound off on the kettle of responsibilities. This would include all forms of educational bureaucracy, IEPs & unions.

So, is home-schooling the piece-meal? Please answer below. There’s the pot & then there’s the kettle. Instructors spare their allotted vacation time (way passed the final bell gong of the school year) grading as well as manufacturing exams for the betterment of the student body & the future of the United States Department of Education.

Some parents even hire lawyers to rant & rave against – & abscond – standardized testing … only to further emphasize the constructs of who are the allies & who are the enemies: the parents or the teachers?



I firmly believe the ONLY reason & sole calling of my immeasurable success as an Arabic Christian performer (founder of NeverRepeatAJoke) is whether I represent a superhero?

I invest in an art café in Amman, Jordan where I perform in my native tongue. I’m infused as Muslim & often barraged with insults as I’m 1st generation. I suffer from tinnitus where the only cure is socializing.

Argued to be a “real” comedian, I’m unique with regard to my range of vocalizations based on the auditory system. My use of frills as low frequency acoustic enhancers has generally been accepted as the new anti-humor. It stands to reason that my extraordinary ability to hear would also be capable of exhibiting a wide range of vocalizations over substantial distances.

An advocate for “improvised bombing” (which has 2 polar opposite definitions), my social media is under review by homeland security as I single-handedly counter terrorism, shepherd the lost, absolve extremism.

Please Respond Below: Are comedians comics? They can’t be the same [words]. Or can they?

Imagine the next Marvel DC movie of comedians/comediennes beating up superheroes with a microphone! HEHA!

Fellow Grammar Police Grammar Nazi: I’d rather see comedienne’s as superheroines. Do I add a dash there?

Hunger Is To Art What Sentiment Is To Hoard

There: a hunger artist naked in a gallery; deep in order to conceal. Remote. The artist pads about on hands & knees, sniffing a rubber lamb chop. A classic condition being cruelly extended here. Russian? Foreign? The tragedy? To stay hungry; forced awake; attending public ceremony among band music; treated by police doctors who address the symptoms in a traditional manner, by deciding they are faked.

The stone walls have a barred slot where visitors get down on all fours. A number of people are inclined to do so, to talk slowly. Growl with pointed teeth that can rip meat off a bone. Or whimper, as some do. Or show snapshots of their own Dogs. An audience in far greater number’s than the hunger artist could ever command. Art critics are bitten.

Bound to 40 days & nights, confined, refusing sustenance, living for long periods on a teaspoon of sugar dissolved in water. Visitors pay admission to watch it starve: gawk at the bony, bare arms. The manager places a 40-day limit on the hunger artist’s performance, not because it will die of starvation, but because of the calculation that 40 days represent the far edge of the public’s fickle interest. The four corners of the Earth. The walls close in. In fact hunger artists can fast for more than 40 days. High blood pressure, arthritis, depression, dizzy spells & rotting gums are strong-willed symptoms of an enduring effort to employ a role in opposition to the state. To culture. To history outside receipts assembled by taxes. To absorb & neutralize every threat to consumer consciousness. There: lies art outside the strict silhouette of the written word.

In a sense, the spectacle of Artists living in cages have a kind of shifting eloquence, offering a genuine impression of the latitude of free expression, placing small incisive shocks amid stores & restaurants. Also, I suggest the grim reality that the performance artist, liberated from control, hair cropped & dog-collar secure, may carry their own ethnicity’s atavistic wish. Repression. To be a silent figure – not still – spin around the stillness – a ponderous whirl – a perennial frenzy.

A real Dog enters the gallery. A Boxer, trained, with a strong, sharp bark; limitless warning. The total state wants to drain all conviction. The dissident. Churned into breakfast food or canned laughs. We imagine we shape our fate. Taking art to the extreme. It’s possible you’ve never really thought of this before you engage in the belief seriously. The more nearly complete the state, the more vivid the singular Artist – so unassimilated into the state machine – that we must find a way to make it disappear. Erase. Delete.

The holding cell is so cold frost forms on the alloy knob. Unable to sleep from chest pains. Starving to protest the present condition, of course, & to grow evermore silent – the still, fixed center of muscles. The purpose is the last act of the condemned. We keep no person liable to damages lest they be killed.