Melting Pot

Robin Williams broke it down as, “Poly means Many. Many Ticks!”

Politics allow adults to act like children & vice versa. Where is the demarcation? Ask those in motherhood & fatherhood! The result of patriarchy versus matriarchy? Mein Coif.


That joke probably went over your head as is the intent. Pun Intended literally, figuratively & metaphorically!

Chivalry died before the word could ever be enacted. Men masturbate themselves into pussyfooting. I’m no longer “going out on a limb” : This country is in dire need of a maternal figure in the flesh ‘n bone.

To quote Zach Galifianakis, “As a prank when I was 15 my older brother told me, ‘You have to masturbate with your feet & to this day, that’s how I do it!'”

melting pot


The great so called MELTING POT which no leprechaun will ever thieve. Except an Arab leprechaun like “me-self” of course, lad.

A metaphor for a heterogeneous society becoming more homogeneous, elements “melting together” into a harmonious whole with culture. The term came into general usage in the U.S. after it was used as a metaphor describing a fusion of nationalities, cultures & ethnics in the 1908 play of the same name.


Affinity For Glass Ceilings Not Mirrors


Get your proton pack, Egon, cause there are only protons on the port of this here ship. At the helm, with my eye patch, my New Zealand parrot, my wooden orbiting leg, donned as “The Kickstand.” Or peg leg.

I put out the vibe like Harry Valentine in Dumb & Dumber. I make pirates walk the plank, & take the energy to new extremes, like your favorite App. To quote Will Henley, “Be the El Capitan of your Fate. Master your Sole.” Or peg leg.

We don’t discriminate how it is to be in someone else’s shoes here! Or shoe!

I don’t accept hand me downs. ARGH! Positive vibes are as tangible as evil omens, poltergeists & voodoo enchantments you cast upon your frenemies under your nose, while you breath, between your teeth. My parrot is of the roughly 393 species in 92 genera : found in most tropical & subtropical regions.

Pun of the Day? Black Rain is not Chocolate Rain. Chocolate Rain is Jungle Fever. So is Black Rain.