The indoctrination into standup is the Original Sin.

Supralapsarian (antelapsarian, pre-lapsarian or prelapsarian, before the Fall of the Pride of Mankind: a time whereupon fruit doth inquire queerdom. Or infralapsarian (sublapsarian, postlapsarian) after the Fall of the Pride of Womenkind.

Amour-propre (French for self-love) whereupon esteem revolves upon the opinion of others. Rousseau contrasts with Amour de soi, “self-love”, as dependent on wholeness.

Both unnatural hedonists & primal nepotists rise amidst the bell curve of profiling. Hereby incorruptible subjects thereby birthing misers.